if a boy ever hid behind the flowers he was trying to give me i would probably just squeeze his face and kiss him because hes so cute
If a boy ever accidentally outs you as his girl which causes you to get captured and then when he attempts to save you he accidentally breaks your neck - dump him. He’s not worth it.
here’s the thing:
- respect sex workers, but
- do not defend the porn industry
that’s a nice ship you have there but do they punch each other in the face
Sniper prank (illegal, don’t try this at home).
That boy was high stepping like a motherfucker
I was messing around on the new Paradox Space webpage and I thought “Hmm, I wonder if there is some easter egg for entering /413 to the end of the url” and when I hit enter I was met by these two!
Equius! You poor thing! what happened to your computer?!
merry 413 stuckas